{"product_id":"one-sip-away-from-saying-what-i-really-think-kitchen-towel","title":"One Sip Away From Saying What I Really Think Kitchen Towel | Funny Martini Tea Towel | Bar Cart Decor | Cocktail Lover Kitchen Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a little humor to happy hour with this One Sip Away From Saying What I Really Think Kitchen Towel. Featuring a classic martini glass illustration paired with a witty cocktail-inspired saying, this fun design is perfect for anyone who enjoys entertaining, mixing drinks, and sharing laughs with friends and family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether displayed in your kitchen, home bar, coffee station, or bar cart, this humorous tea towel brings personality and charm to your space. It also makes a great gift for cocktail lovers, martini enthusiasts, hostesses, housewarming parties, birthdays, holidays, and anyone known for their quick wit and love of a good drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for: \u003cbr\u003e• Bar cart styling \u003cbr\u003e•  Girls night or hosting \u003cbr\u003e•  Housewarming gifts \u003cbr\u003e•  Cocktail lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Funny kitchen decor \u003cbr\u003e•  Everyday use with personality \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMakes a thoughtful gift for: \u003cbr\u003e• Hostess gifts \u003cbr\u003e•  Housewarming gifts \u003cbr\u003e•  Girls night or entertaining \u003cbr\u003e•  Cocktail lovers \u003cbr\u003e•  Birthdays \u003cbr\u003e•  Bachelorette parties \u003cbr\u003e•  Anyone who loves a little kitchen humor \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details \u003cbr\u003e• 100% white cotton flour sack towel \u003cbr\u003e•  Size: 18 x 28 inches each (approx.) \u003cbr\u003e•  Absorbent \u0026amp; fast-drying \u003cbr\u003e•  Design is applied using high-quality DTF (direct to film) transfers \u003cbr\u003e•  Durable, long-lasting design that holds up to regular use \u003cbr\u003e•  Machine washable - made for real use \u003cbr\u003e•  Individually pressed, folded \u0026amp; ready for gifting \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesign placement is consistent with listing photos. Seam orientation may vary due to towel construction or photo mirroring, but the design is always pressed in the same centered position for folded display. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis cocktail-inspired design pairs perfectly with: \u003cbr\u003e•  Bar cart decor \u003cbr\u003e•  Martini and cocktail accessories \u003cbr\u003e•  Neutral kitchens \u003cbr\u003e•  Entertaining spaces \u003cbr\u003e• Modern rustic homes \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisplay folded over your oven handle, styled on a bar cart, or included in a gift basket for a functional and fun accent. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize \u003cbr\u003eApprox. 18\" x 28\" \u003cbr\u003e(Size may vary slightly due to the nature of flour sack towels.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare Instructions \u003cbr\u003e•  Machine wash cold \u003cbr\u003e•  Tumble dry low or hang to dry \u003cbr\u003e•  Iron on reverse side if needed \u003cbr\u003e•  Do not iron directly on design \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll rights reserved. Copyright. © Skeleton Key Trading Company.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skeleton Key Trading Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42358008283182,"sku":"1592887769","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0571\/3225\/3230\/files\/il_fullxfull.8203412907_451q.jpg?v=1781875885","url":"https:\/\/www.shopskeletonkey.com\/products\/one-sip-away-from-saying-what-i-really-think-kitchen-towel","provider":"Skeleton Key Trading Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}